问题标题：
【求英语相声（单人）短一些,要有翻译,不用太难,初一水平就好,最好现编,要幽默哦一定不要太难,初一水平就好急.急.急.】
问题描述：
求英语相声（单人）短一些,要有翻译,不用太难,初一水平就好,最好现编,要幽默哦
一定不要太难,初一水平就好
急.急.急.
李飚回答：
Awomangotonabus,holdingababy.
Thebusdriversaid,"That'stheugliestbabyI'veeverseen."
Inahuff,thewomanslammedherfareintothefareboxandtookanaisle
seatneartherearofthebus.
Themanseatednexttohersensedthatshewasagitatedandaskedherwhat
waswrong.
"Thebusdriverinsultedme,"shefumed.
Themansympathizedandsaid,"Why,he'sapublicservantandshouldn't
say
thingstoinsultpassengers."
"You'reright,"shesaid."IthinkI'llgobackupthereandgivehima
pieceofmymind."
"That'sagoodidea,"themansaid."Here,letmeholdyourmonkey."
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