初二英语短文求讲解啊,急、、、

Twojokes

Onedayinadrawingclasseveryonewasbusydrawingpictures,butVictorwasdoingnothing.(A)Whenthebellrangforabreak,hegavehispicturetohisteacher.

Theteacherlookedatitandgotangry.“Whydidyougivemeapieceofpaperwithnothingonit,Victor?”askedtheteacher.

“I’msorry,sir,”saidVictor,”Idrewadogandsomebreakonthepapei.”

“Where’sthedogandwhere’sthebread?”askedtheteacher.

“Idrewthebreadfirst.(B)当我画完狗的时候,他把面包吃掉了.WhenIgaveittoyou,heranaway,”Victoranswered.

Alittleboywasstandingonafarmer’smelonpatch(瓜田)andhewantedtobuyone.(C)Hesaidtothefarmer,“Iwillgiveyou＄1forthatwatermelon.”Hepointedtoalarge,ripefruitinthemiddleofthepatch.

“NO,”saidthefarmer,”Iget＄10forawatermelon,“Willyoutake＄forthatone?”

“Sure,”answeredthefarmer,”Iwillgiveyouthatonefou＄1.”

“OK,”saidtheboy,puttingthemoneyinthefarmer’shand.“Iwillpickitinabouttwoweeks.”

根据以上两则笑话,完成下列任务

将画线部分A句翻译成汉语

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将画线部分B句翻译成英语

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将画线部分C句改写为间接引语的句子

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从第二则笑话中找出两对反义词,并翻译成中文

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Howsoonwillthattinywatermelonprobablybecomeripe?

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求翻译全文.